Back in the day, when the grunge movement was getting going, I was fairly “cool” for a while. I went to the “right” clubs, knew a lot of the bands, hung out with a lot of the movers-and-shakers, and so on. Hell, I’m even in the movie “Singles“… if you know where to squint in a couple of scenes. 
But do you know what the highlight of this past week-end was? Something I was very excited to buy and even more excited to try out? A new vacuum cleaner. Jeez.
Categories: Inner workings
And my excitement? Learning that I did not have to attend a Super Bowl party!
(that only lasted until I learned I was hosting it)