The Podium

(Only my second one ever.) Those of you who don’t live in houses or live in drier climates won’t know what I’m talking about, but you PNWers will: You know that slimy, smelly, partially decomposed goo that lives in your gutters and that you need to clean out once a season? I hereby christen it “gutter [...]

I’m washing my hands when a big guy (like, at least 6’6″) heads into a stall with a couple cans of Coke. ‘Cause… he was going to be working up enough of a sweat that he wanted to be sure to hydrate? The carbonation was going to help break something loose? Man, I don’t wanna know, [...]