The Podium

I’ve noticed something that seems to be true at least 99% of the time, which is: The same people who let their cars creep, creep, creep forward while waiting at a red light will then… WAIT once the light turns green. (And I’m not talking about a short pause, either.) What the hell?!!

As I drove around this morning, I saw a very dirty white truck with finger scribbles on the back. Instead of the usual “Wash me,” though, someone had written “Also available in white.” Maybe you’ve seen that before, but it was a first for me and I almost lane-changed from laughing.